Tumblr you say?

I need to utilize this more, It shall be one of many resolutions come the new year. (ITS A MONTH AWAY! DAFUQ!?) I mainly use it to see how my little sister back east is doing and its INSANE how much alike we are, she has incredible taste in stuffs (Most stuffs). 

So what say you people of tumblr? TOP 5 favorite things you utilize this magical tool for. Teach me how to tumbl! 

The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified

  • BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
  • BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
  • THIS IS AMAZING.
  • "...You get all types in Boston."
Valentines Day turned itself around and ended on a positive note. Thorough, in depth chat with a great ex-girlfriend, eternal friend, and wonderful human being. Shel be sans time difference, on the appropriate coast, SOON.revolutionary-grace:

drinking with an ex-boyfriend/amazingly good friend via video chat (and 3 hours apart) as the last minutes of valentine’s day pass. and damn, did that make me laugh and smile. thanks, coy. :)
February 15 201203·46 am1 note

Valentines Day turned itself around and ended on a positive note. Thorough, in depth chat with a great ex-girlfriend, eternal friend, and wonderful human being. Shel be sans time difference, on the appropriate coast, SOON.
revolutionary-grace
:

drinking with an ex-boyfriend/amazingly good friend via video chat (and 3 hours apart) as the last minutes of valentine’s day pass. and damn, did that make me laugh and smile. thanks, coy. :)

Iv decided I need to use Tumblr more. Less checking what everyone else Is upto and more participation and posting my own stuffs. I wanna look back and see more than just the random day I sent something or responded to this or that. (this is my internal monologue externalized…Why not?) And Now an awesome picture-!
September 21 201104·32 am

Iv decided I need to use Tumblr more. Less checking what everyone else Is upto and more participation and posting my own stuffs. I wanna look back and see more than just the random day I sent something or responded to this or that. (this is my internal monologue externalized…Why not?) And Now an awesome picture-!

July 28 201101·03 am

#Happy Birthday Dan #Burning Dan

In Honor of Dan. 20 Quotes by Dr.Theodor Geisel

1. A person’s a person, no matter how small.
2. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose.
3. Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.
4. From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
5. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
6. Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So… get on your way.
7. If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.
8. I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful, one hundred percent.
9. So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.
10. And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed.
11. Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
12. All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot. 
13. The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.
14. Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
15. Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!
16. Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.
17. I’m afraid sometimes you’ll play lonely games too, games you can’t win because you’ll play against you
18. I’m sorry to say so but, sadly it’s true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you
19. I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
20. Say what you want do what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

#Happy Birthday Dan #Burning Dan